Guy
- Name: Guy Kadiyu
- Species: Human
- Planetary Origin: s107ch6p0e23
- Occupation: Petroleum dispensation specialist and candy sommelier
- Education: Earth secondary school
- Recreational Pastimes: Hiking, excessive alcohol consumption
- Culinary Predilections: Corn dogs, Buzz beer
Andy
- Name: Andy the Alien
- Species: Saepeashinaga
- Planetary Origin: s202ul5m1r64
- Occupation: Graduate student, anthrocoloneering. Bartender.
- Education: Undergraduate Therapeutic Behaviorism, graduate Field Grexopology, graduate Applied Neuroscience.
- Recreational Pastimes: Tetherboarding, gyrojogging, keytar
- Culinary Predilections: Curdled bovine mammary secretion and fruit derived tipple.
Sunshine
- Name: Sunshine Grazlustong
- Species: Tördnör
- Planetary Origin: s216zh6p1e14
- Occupation: Graduate student, business studies. Lifeguard.
- Education: Undergraduate Marketing studies (IGC accreditation pending), supplemental Earth M.D.
- Recreational Pastimes: Immersive gaming, in-vessel dining
- Culinary Predilections: Irradiated empanadas, SBcola
Ms. Buckley
- Name: Nyx "Buck" Buckley
- Species: Stronzor
- Planetary Origin: s202ul5m1r63
- Occupation: Post-doctoral researcher. Lawyer.
- Education: Doctorate of Juris and Linguistic Studies, TDU. supplemental Earth J.D.
- Recreational Pastimes: Spinescent horticulture, applied kinbaku, jazzercise
- Culinary Predilections: Dill pickles dipped in pink sea salt, unsweetened micga juice
