finders keepers is a comic about a guy, named Guy (it's a real name, look it up), who gets abducted by aliens every night and is forced to undergo various forms of physical and psychological experimentation.
The comic actually started life as an animation, until it became clear that this project would never get finished. Storyboarding various shorts led to the formation of a comic, which ultimately achieves the goal of dispersing stupid jokes to the world.
He likes hiking, sailing, jamming with his pseudo-band, scream singing, skinny dipping, setting fires, road trips, gnocchi, and yelling at drivers to get off their phone, from the sidewalk as a pedestrian. He is hot and single.
Spoiler alert: he's gonna die.