First contact

If you would like to initiate contact between our cultures please use the form below.

Reasons to contact us:

• You like us and/or our comics
• You would like to sell finders keepers comics at your storefront(s)
• You have an overactive imagination
• You own one or more adventuremobiles
• You are an alien(s) who would like to invite me aboard their vessel(s) for a tour (no probing)
• You are my dream girl

Reasons not to contact us:

• You are timeshare salespeople
• You are trying to show us your butthole
• You are a jerk